5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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