the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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