Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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