Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
tell me about the fingering
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
