have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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