He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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