Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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