I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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