Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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