Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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