Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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