Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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