What a fucking waste of an outfit
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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