your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
we're so committed to being not committed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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