We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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