it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
God gave him joint rollers for hands
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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