and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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