im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I have already put on my inside pants.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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