we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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