doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
he had hair everywhere except his balls
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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