after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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