Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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