at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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