I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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