Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
false alarm. still invincible.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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