who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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