when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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