She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
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