I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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