Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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