so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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