I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i dont even know how to be here
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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