i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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