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I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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