it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Say something about gay babies.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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