Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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