She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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