he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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