I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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