The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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