Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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