Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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