if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
