Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I want to fling myself into the sun
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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