I wish you could order shots online.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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