Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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