i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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