brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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