what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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