I look better un-naked...
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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