it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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